Dan, Dan,  the corner man,

He’s not a hoarder, he’s just doing the best he can. 

Dan, Dan, the corner man 

sleeps in his truck, eats lukewarm soup straight from the can. 

Day in and day out small engines he’ll rebuild, so at night his stripper girlfriend’s needs will be fulfilled. 

Dan, Dan, the corner man,

Don’t trim your yard, the the weeds rising above your roof provide a landmark no map can. 


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